HEROIN IS SAFER THAN FANTASY SPORTS - SAYS FDA

I had my two fantasy baseball drafts in the last week or so. I feel like I am coming down of a serious glue-huffing high.Read More.

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I DESERVE A BUCKET OF SODA

I like to drink my soda out of a hollowed out Watermelon. And that's okay.Read More.

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If Apple were cult sponsored Kool Aid it would probably fail to kill anyone. And then you would have to bring it to the Apple store and some dip-shit named Taylor would throw some strychnine in it and charge you $400.Read More.

DANCE FADS ARE NOT FUNNY

Dance fads are about as funny as the time your Aunt Belinda crashed her car into the Shop Rite storefront and was in shock trauma for 12 weeks.Read More.

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Entourage sucks. Making a movie out of something that sucks is grounds for public lashing.Read More.

Showing posts with label The Wild Bunch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Wild Bunch. Show all posts

Friday, March 9, 2012

The Paradigms, Episode 4: The Wild Bunch















Remember in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure when Bill and Ted went back in time and end up in the Old West, and they fucking piss off everyone in like ten seconds because they are such bros and they try to be bros with all the old cranky dirty cowboys in the saloon? But instead of getting themselves shot to death, they escape by jumping in their telephone time machine with Billy the Kid? Of course you remember, because you own that shit on Laserdisc. Don't lie.