The original American Pie was released in theaters a little over twelve years ago. Feel old? I know I do. I remember when it came out and everyone went bat-shit over how hysterically funny it was and declared it the official comedy of Generation Y, and they held a ceremony in Washington DC to commemorate the occasion. At least that's what I was told by former President Bill Clinton yesterday. Personally, I was never a huge fan of any of the American Pie movies, because all of the American Pie movies suck. Don't agree with me? Go watch them again. And make sure you watch them using your 2011 brain. You will want to build a time machine, go back to 1999, and break a lamp over younger-you's head. Trust me. Ask younger me. And ask that broken lamp over there...
