Showing posts with label morning playlist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morning playlist. Show all posts
HEROIN IS SAFER THAN FANTASY SPORTS - SAYS FDA
I had my two fantasy baseball drafts in the last week or so. I feel like I am coming down of a serious glue-huffing high.Read More.
I AM AN AMERICAN AND I DESERVE A BUCKET OF SODA
I like to drink my soda out of a hollowed out Watermelon. And that's okay.Read More.
APPLE SUCKS
If Apple were cult sponsored Kool Aid it would probably fail to kill anyone. And then you would have to bring it to the Apple store and some dip-shit named Taylor would throw some strychnine in it and charge you $400.Read More.
DANCE FADS ARE NOT FUNNY
Dance fads are about as funny as the time your Aunt Belinda crashed her car into the Shop Rite storefront and was in shock trauma for 12 weeks.Read More.
NOBODY NEEDS AN "ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE"
Entourage sucks. Making a movie out of something that sucks is grounds for public lashing.Read More.
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