HEROIN IS SAFER THAN FANTASY SPORTS - SAYS FDA

I had my two fantasy baseball drafts in the last week or so. I feel like I am coming down of a serious glue-huffing high.Read More.

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I DESERVE A BUCKET OF SODA

I like to drink my soda out of a hollowed out Watermelon. And that's okay.Read More.

APPLE SUCKS

If Apple were cult sponsored Kool Aid it would probably fail to kill anyone. And then you would have to bring it to the Apple store and some dip-shit named Taylor would throw some strychnine in it and charge you $400.Read More.

DANCE FADS ARE NOT FUNNY

Dance fads are about as funny as the time your Aunt Belinda crashed her car into the Shop Rite storefront and was in shock trauma for 12 weeks.Read More.

NOBODY NEEDS AN "ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE"

Entourage sucks. Making a movie out of something that sucks is grounds for public lashing.Read More.

Showing posts with label Trailer Review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trailer Review. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Trailer Review - Tink, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

I am a firm believer in a self-created theory that you can judge how good a movie will be based on its trailers. This series is dedicated to helping you, Mr. & Mrs. Movie-goer, decide which movies are worth your time and which movies should be shoveled into the furnace.

Let me start by saying that I'm not a huge fan of political thrillers because I'm way too apathetic toward government and espionage to give a flying fuck. So right off the bat, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy already has me rolling my eyes and saying, "Okay, here we go, here comes George Clooney/Tom Hanks to save the day, foil some inane scandal, and probably have sex with a some strange woman who turns out to be the killer/thief/bitch..." But then I see Gary Oldman, and well, shit...Gary Oldman is awesome. And I think I see Tom Hardy (minutes later, this is confirmed) and again, Tom Hardy is steadily climbing the awesome list. I may have to rethink my don't-give-a-shit-about-political-thrillers stance after all...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Trailer Review - Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows















I am a firm believer in a self-created theory that you can judge how good a movie will be based on its trailers. This series is dedicated to helping you, Mr. & Mrs. Movie-goer, decide which movies are worth your time and which movies should be shoveled into the furnace.

I didn't see the first Sherlock Holmes movie. I didn't have to. I watched the trailer on Youtube and decided my time was better spent staring at some leaves. Anyway, part two is hitting the theaters soon! Can't wait to see it? I can! I can wait a really, really long time because I am getting older now and each minute is more precious than the last. But anyway, here are my thoughts.