THE RULES OF COMMUTING: PART I

Commuting in New York City is worse than any other city in the United States. I don't give a shit about the D.C. Beltway or the 405 in Los Angeles or "The Circle" in Chicago. Doesn't matter. At least you are sitting in your goddamn cars with your goddamn coffee listening to the goddamn radio. Do you even know what I would be willing to give up for the opportunity to drive into Manhattan every day? A lung. Seriously. Because if I knew at 21 years...

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FALL IS HERE

Fall is within spitting distance, and my oh my do I love the fall. Because fall means the end of 98 degree days with a humidity index of 5,000, no more Facebook photos of your goddamn sandy knees in the foreground and an unnamed ocean in the background with the caption “paradise” even though you are probably at fucking Jones Beach, and no more showering six times a day because god-forbid New York VENTILATES ITS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION STATIONS. But...

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