It is hot outside today. Summer is hot and I understand that "hot" is
part of a seasonal climate. But I’m not here to talk about heat -- I’ll
leave that up to your mom to talk about on Facebook with that guy who you used to buy weed from in middle school. Don't you love Facebook? SOCIAL NETWORKING!
So yeah, it’s hot outside and everything is melting and
everyone is angry due to society telling us that, because 200 years ago we as a
species...