It is hot outside today. Summer is hot and I understand that "hot" is
part of a seasonal climate. But I’m not here to talk about heat -- I’ll
leave that up to your mom to talk about on Facebook with that guy who you used to buy weed from in middle school. Don't you love Facebook? SOCIAL NETWORKING!
So yeah, it’s hot outside and everything is melting and
everyone is angry due to society telling us that, because 200 years ago we as a
species did not have the ability to create synthetic materials and everyone
wore goddamn wool coats in August, we are supposed to wear long pants and long
shirts and suffocating socks and curtsey and act like gentlemen all day long. Heaven forbid we wore a shirt without a collar, because that would be like wearing a leather jacket with a big swastika
bedazzled on it, correct? Right. So anyway, my main problem with heat waves is
not the heat specifically, it’s the dumb things people and companies do to “battle”
it.
