If you do not suffer from back pain, stop reading this right now. Go back to lifting large crates filled with fruit or armloads of children. Go back to sitting in an uncomfortable car seat for 15 hours while whistling the theme song to Raiders of the Lost Ark even though it's annoying the shit out of everyone in the car. You can go an do all of that normal stuff while I lie over here on the floor clutching my back and die.
Back pain is the worst....
