Whenever the zombie apocalypse finally happens due to a stash of secret chemical weapons being sabotaged in a lab by some stupid terrorist group comprised of a bunch of white guys/gals and definitely not Middle Easterners because that would be racist, I'd love to imagine that I will one of the lucky ones who survives the ensuing war. But c'mon, we all know that's bullshit. 99% of the world will perish, either by being bitten/eaten...
