HEROIN IS SAFER THAN FANTASY SPORTS - SAYS FDA

I had my two fantasy baseball drafts in the last week or so. I feel like I am coming down of a serious glue-huffing high.Read More.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The Sights

Walking down 5th Avenue today is like walking down the street in a different dimension where people walk really slow and wear weird clothes and rant about the bible and at the same time carry 4,000 shopping bags around. Wait, who shops in NYC, aside from Europeans? I was under the impression that we were still crawling out of a recession, not waltzing through an economic boom where people flock to Manhattan to spend extra...

Morning Playlist: Gang Starr

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Monday, December 19, 2011

The Paradigms, Episode 1: Miller's Crossing

I was probably ten or eleven-years-old when I first watched Miller's Crossing. I didn't know who Gabriel Byrne was and I sure as shit didn't know who Albert Finney was. And Marcia Gay Hayden? What are you talking about? Who wants to play GI Joe? Fuck yes, Iet's go play right this second while this weirdo over here talks about Martin Gay Harrison or whoever. Anyway, the point is, the cast of MC movie didn't matter to me. The movie subject alone was...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Rehash

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Hate Parade: Alec Baldwin Sucks

Alec Baldwin is a fucking asshole. All of you who think he's great and wonderful and want to high-five him for getting into a confrontation with an American Airlines flight attendant over not switching off his iPad can go fucking shoot yourselves in the face with a cannon. Seriously, imagine if you were on the plane for this carnival? Imagine your fucking life was delayed because Alec-fucking-Baldwin refused to turn off his goddamn iPad? Just thinking...

Morning Playlist: Nice & Smooth - No Delayin

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Friday, December 9, 2011

Morning Playlist: Kings of Leon - Day Old Blues

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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Hate Parade: Being Unaware

If you haven't noticed already (and that's very possible seeing that you failed to recognize my new dope haircut last week, assholes) it's the holiday season here in America, home of the free. And as is tradition with the holiday season, it's time to import lots and lots of oblivious people into an already overcrowded city so they can meander through their days like children entering the enchanted land of Oz. Only this is not Oz. It's Manhattan....

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Morning Playlist: Middle Brother - Blue Eyes

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Monday, December 5, 2011

Hate Parade: Lunchtime Food Critics

This is America, right? And as Americans, we have the right to pursue whatever it is that makes us happy. Maybe you like to paint portraits of homeless people eating bell peppers? Well guess what? Paint away! Maybe you like to dress up as Marilyn Monroe and teach kick-boxing classes? Again, have at it! I am in full support of the general population's crazy taste for doing/enjoying weird shit. There's a reason why 200+ years ago a bunch of wig-wearing...

Amazon Review: Waddell Display Case

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Friday, December 2, 2011

Morning Playlist: J.Cole - Rise & Shine

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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Amazon Review: Blackglama Mink Floppy Oversize Hat

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Morning Playlist: The Black Keys - Everlasting Light

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