I Hate Sick People in Public

Everyone is sick around me. On the train, on the street, in the office. Sneezing, coughing, vomiting blood (I assume). It's horrible. And yet, here they are, at work, tapping away on their computer. Why? Why are you spraying germs all over yourself and your coworkers? Would you come to work if you knew you had the Ebola Virus? "Hey guys, don't mind me, my limbs are falling off and I am going to die in five hours, but I need to shoot off a couple...

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Amazon Review - Herbal Daily Cleansing Shampoo

I like to write reviews for stupid shit being sold on Amazon. I don't have a real reason why I do this, it's just something I do. Like eating radishes. Anyway, I will link a few of them here from time-to-time. Hopefully you won't think less of me for being weirder than you originally thought five minutes ago. Click Here to Read My Rev...

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I Hate Halloween Bar Parties

(Photo Via Here) Halloween Bar Parties are the bastard child of New Year's Eve Bar Parties. While New Year's Eve at a bar is literally insufferable - Ohhhhh, I get it, appetizers means nine cold buffalo wings and rubber vegetables and ranch dip that's now orange because some asshole decided to dunk his wing directly into the dip holder - at least Halloween can be somewhat tolerable for five seconds because you will probably see one or two clever...

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Trailer Review - Chronicle

(Trailer Link) I never got into "Heroes" for several different reasons. One, I don't like movies or shows about teenagers. My wife watches Gossip Girl and aside from that one asshole who always looks like he's constipated, the rest of those kids look like they fell off the goddamn Calvin Klein runway. Same goes for the new "90210." Goddammit, Michael from "The Wire", you went from Omar's replacement to this little whining bitch? Am I on drugs?...

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Amazon Review - Presidential Executive Chair

I like to write reviews for stupid shit being sold on Amazon. I don't have a real reason why I do this, it's just something I do. Like eating radishes. Anyway, I will link a few of them here from time-to-time. Hopefully you won't think less of me for being weirder than you originally thought five minutes ago. Click Here For My Rev...

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Trailer Review - Tink, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

I am a firm believer in a self-created theory that you can judge how good a movie will be based on its trailers. This series is dedicated to helping you, Mr. & Mrs. Movie-goer, decide which movies are worth your time and which movies should be shoveled into the furnace. Let me start by saying that I'm not a huge fan of political thrillers because I'm way too apathetic toward government and espionage to give a flying fuck. So right off the...

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I Hate Cablevision

It's not revolutionary to hate your cable provider. It's actually very cliche. Next up is a rant about airline food! Oh who am I kidding, I love airline food. But I tend to embrace cliches because I really don't give a shit. So, read on if you feel like absorbing a bitch-fest to the highest slap-fighting, hair-pulling degree....

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I Hate Littering

I don't know what it is about my lawn, but for some reason, it's like a magnet for garbage. I'm sure living near a main road doesn't help, but it almost seems like half the city's trash ends up sprayed across my crab grass, and goddamn it, I work hard to not tend to my crab grass...

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Trailer Review - Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

I am a firm believer in a self-created theory that you can judge how good a movie will be based on its trailers. This series is dedicated to helping you, Mr. & Mrs. Movie-goer, decide which movies are worth your time and which movies should be shoveled into the furnace. I didn't see the first Sherlock Holmes movie. I didn't have to. I watched the trailer on Youtube and decided my time was better spent staring at some leaves. Anyway,...

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